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if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat


how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”


i win the most jealous person in the world award


if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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